MANAGER'S SPECIALS

WE HAVE WINNERS!

To find out who won the INCREDIBLY STRANGE WEBsites CONTEST visit our Winner's Circle.

And if you'd like to view winners of past contests, go on to Winner's Gallery.

To visit the contest sites, including the Fairytale Nouveaux! contest, click here and then select the CONTESTS icon.

The Winner's Circle

First Prize went to Joanne Dragich for TWO (of the many) WEBsites she submitted:

road to nowhere look around; you'll end up somewhere!
useless pages this is a warehouse of useless stuff; don't miss the Museum of Tektronix Oscilloscopes!

The following were runners up:

Starie Eyes submitted several odd pages; these two were particularly fun(?):

futile often causes my browser to crash, but hey the name says it all
rock paper scissors who'da thunk it?

MommaCat for her submission of

wave to the cats is, alas, no longer on the WEB :(
uh...don't ask...

FuggleSnuck gets special honorable mention for submitting

the storm not odd or weird, just neat!

The Winner's Gallery

(showcasing winners of past competitions)

Here are some choice faux pas submissions that were sent this semester:

An item in the Metro section of the Los Angeles Times featured a Cadillac with "Lumber Seats."
(good for Pinocchio I guess; submitted anonymously)

This faux pas was in a manual designed to help high school students prepare for the verbal section of the SAT: "The standard pronumciation of an individual word is less important than the appropriate use of the word in writing." (er...submertid by Kimberley Cullen)

The winner of the tHE sloW CoNteSt is Samara Hamilton who devised a number of additional choice bits of information to send to Louanne Ellie Mae.

The winner of the Kipling contest is Karen McCarthy, who came up with the funniest (and most bitter) "If" parody--CONGRATULATIONS, Karen!

Winners of our Feed Your Head Contest are:

Sally Gogin

Kimberley Cullen

CONGRATULATIONS!
John still says it's impossible for anyone to answer all of those questions
-- sour grapes!

The Tom Swifties Contest was an explosive success.
The Grand Prize (winner of TOM SWIFT AND THE CAVES OF NUCLEAR FIRE and TOM SWIFT AND THE VISITOR FROM PLANET X) went to

"I'm ambivalent about the gay lifestyle," said Tom, half in earnest. - Roy Olsen

And if you'd like to see the winner of our first contest, visit the cow's page.

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Los Angeles Harbor College
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